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「機内食」を含む日記 - はてな匿名ダイアリー
「機内食」を含む日記 - はてな匿名ダイアリー

憧れ(?)の機内食
2024/04/07 10:53:49

人生で一度も飛行機に乗ったことがない。

YouTubeでたまに旅行動画を見るんだけど、そこで出てくる機内食がコンビニ弁当よりも駅弁よりもクオリティが低く見える。

なんか……給食みたいな? 病院食に近いような?

肉か魚の主菜があって、ごはんやパンなどの主食があって、一応副菜とデザートという体裁は取れている。

体裁だけは取れてるけど、味も見た目も二の次みたいな感じ。

機内食っていうのはそういうもんなのか。

まあ、そういうもんでいいから必ずいつか食ってやる。

待ってろよ機内食め。

悲惨旅
2024/02/19 16:58:13

【ツッコミ】祖母がファンタスティックで困るって話【不在】

膝の手術を3回受けた70代祖母が同行者の孫に無断でイタリア縦断超弾丸ツアーに申し込んだ話。

序章 不安しかない出発

一章 〜杖買うって言ったじゃん!!〜

二章 「歩くのが早すぎるのよあのオバサン!」

三章 こんなとこに住む人の気がしれませんよね

四章 40万()のアクセサリー

五章 ナポリと靴

六章 おばあちゃんとクレーム

七章 ローマの夕食

終章 逃げ切った空港バス

サイドストーリー

・シャワーとかは感覚で使わせて欲しい

・激重スーツケース

・Tボーンステーキ〜季節のマウントを添えて〜

・自慢話と夏の空

・ボッティチェリに敬意を示して。

・嵐ってすげぇや!


序章 不安しかない出発


孫が中学三年になるのに合わせて祖母が海外旅行に行きたいと言い出した。

昔は海外によく行っており孫と一緒に行くのが夢だったんだそう。

そこで白羽の矢が立ったのが、2番目の孫で初の女の子のわたし。

おばあちゃんは息子しかいないから初めての女の子をかわいがって、よく自分の好みの服やらを買って着せられた。娘がいたらしたかったことを私にしてる感じ。

あとまぁ「孫と一緒に旅行!」ってのが老人にとってはステータスなんだね。「孫と海外旅行をするくらい仲が良くて金銭的にも裕福な家庭」みたいなさ。

「あらお孫さんと旅行?いいわね〜羨ましいわ〜」って言われたいのもあったと思う。そりゃあ孫連れて旅行してる人がいたらそういう反応しかないでしょ。

当時は何も知らんかったから旅行行くのに全然賛成で二つ返事でOKしたし海外行けんの楽しみにしてた。

祖母は膝が悪く何度か手術の経験もあるため、最初は膝のこともあるしバンクーバーあたりのひとつの都市に留まってゆっくりしようねって話してた。

それが5月のある日

「孫ちゃん!イタリアにしない!?もう申し込んじゃった!」

って。ねぇ、あんた。

パンフレット見せてもらったらまぁイタリアを北から南まで大移動する8日間の超弾丸ツアー。母が「大丈夫なんですか?」と心配そうに聞いても「大丈夫よ〜!」で聞きゃしない。

身体に爆弾抱えてる人がどうしてそこまで自信満々になれるのか。謎です。

テンションの上がった人間は突拍子もないことを言い出すの典型を目の前で見た。


1章 〜杖買うって言ったじゃん!!〜


そして迎えた当日、前泊する為に祖母の家に行った私が「杖あります?」って聞いたら、自信満々に「無いわ!でも多分大丈夫だと思うから!??」

まって??

いやもう、「なんで??」の一言に尽きる。

だって言ったもん、「買う」って言ってたやんけ。母さんがおばあちゃんの膝を考慮して折りたたみ式の勧めたり口酸っぱくし


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